magic beer

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 31-Aug-2007 22:27:59

A woman walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy
sitting at the bar by himself.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer," he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but
after realizing that there is no one else worth
talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That
isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out
the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the
window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies
around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the
guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the
window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman,
you're a real asshole when you're drunk.

Bob

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 31-Aug-2007 22:47:50

roflmao Bob.

Post 3 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Saturday, 01-Sep-2007 0:41:40

haha!hahahahahahahah!

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 01-Sep-2007 3:26:25

Wow, some people can be really gullible.

Post 5 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Sunday, 02-Sep-2007 4:58:02

wo! That is amusingly disturbing...or disturbingly amusing. lol